If you feel the need to complain about someone being ‘too old’ to create something, do something, sing something, reevaluate your priorities. At least find proper reasons to complain. For fucks sake.
You can tell it’s an holiday/event when you sit and refresh tumblr 10 times to see what the shiny new icon says!
But no, I will not try the volcanos today.
Happy ‘rth day! Go outside and stare at some Earth.